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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Cedar mallet with Bois-D'arc handle should work for chasing butterflies
     
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Nice peaceful morning.
     
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      With your cup of Coffee to those sexy Lips
       
      hilltoperxyz169, Jun 4, 2021
  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Why isn't the sign in sheet in a Dr's office a HPPA violation?
     
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      None of my doctors use them anymore.
       
      tenguy, Jun 1, 2021
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      Something so obvious as a list of names in a Dr office
       
  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    They need an emoji that picks it's nose and farts to show that you are good at multi tasking
     
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      Rubbing your tummy and patting your head, not good enough now?
       
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    2. Jh2
      That sounds like something for the workplace
       
      Jh2, Jun 2, 2021
  5. deleted user 22123213

    deleted user 22123213 Sinfully Classy

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    My thoughts just won’t QUIT ... I need so many questions answered , but only time can do that .. it’s at a standstill ...just waiting ... sleepless nights and my fucking head hurts :frown:
     
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      Tell me about it, my Dr hung up his Gone Fishin' sign when I left :confused:
       
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      I need to go fishin too. :) with a case of wine ❤️
       
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      I talk a good game about fishing, last place I cast was my backyard:(
       
  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I don't care what the calendar says. When the air conditioning kicks on, it's officially Summer.
     
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      My problem with it on the boat is, I can not not go outside, and when I do there is a thermal shock when leaving and when reentering. So I usually leave it off all day and kick it on at dinner time.
       
      tenguy, Jun 2, 2021
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      Sound like a space capsule, is thermal shock particular to you, or is it a scourge of the sea type thing
       
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      It’s always more humid on the water, step outside of the cold, dry cabin into hot humid air and it takes your breath away. Walk back in with your clothes and body sweaty, and instant freeze.
       
      tenguy, Jun 2, 2021
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      I get it now, my glasses would be forever fogged
       
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      Summer starts early here in Texas lol
       
      hilltoperxyz169, Jun 4, 2021
  7. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I'm sorry, but I don't think that "birds suddenly appear every time you are near" is because they want to be close to you. I think there is something far more nefarious going on...
     
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      I agree. I saw "the Birds" as a child. I know what they're up to!
       
      deegenerate, Jun 2, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      Except the lovebirds - "They never hurt anybody." Veronica Cartwright quote, I think.
       
      latecomer91364, Jun 2, 2021
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      I use to have a crush on Veronica when we were both younger.
      Lost in Space.
       
      Ed Itor, Jun 2, 2021
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  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Why is 68* colder in the Winter than 68* in the Summer
     
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      Good question. I don't have the answer, but it's true.
       
      deegenerate, Jun 2, 2021
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      I dont even think science has the answer
       
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    3. tenguy
      It’s all relative.
       
      tenguy, Jun 2, 2021
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      Moms side was always cold, slightest chill someone was putting on a sweater
       
  9. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Can one extent appreciation to someone, without ruining the reason for said appreciation?

    I appreciate you, because,... then because, becomes obvious and conscious, spontaneity ends as well as, because.

    this is what keep me awake at night
     
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    1. tenguy
      I appreciate YOU! Is enough, no more is needed.
       
      tenguy, Jun 2, 2021
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      :)
       
  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I can’t understand why Ginger, Marianne, and Mr&Mrs.Howell ,brought clothes with them for a 3 hour tour
     
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    1. tenguy
      You should see what some people bring with them for a ride on our boat. A freaking rolling suitcase.
      I tell them the only thing to bring is beer and gas money.
       
      tenguy, Jun 2, 2021
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    Cazmodius Porn Star

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    If a vegan or vegetarian suck cock and/or eat pussy, and then spit or swallow, doesn't that go against their eating restrictions?
     
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  12. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    I've been thinking alot about my late father as it's getting close to Fathers Day!
     
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  13. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    I miss him, sadly we became enstranged for some years and I never got the chance to make things up with him and I also lost my mother in 2016 after a long illness and now all I've got left is my sister.:inpain::inpain::kiss1:;)
     
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      Cherish whom you have & let them know it.
      Those gone are just that, you don't want to miss ones here once they're gone. Then it's too late.
       
      Ed Itor, Jun 2, 2021
  14. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    I will always remember them, but I have friends who keep me going:rolleyes::kiss1::joyful::meh::tickle:
     
  15. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Watched the 17yr old girl push the bear off the wall...cause it was grabbing her dog...Gutsy lady...
     
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      That was pretty amazing. :)
       
      deegenerate, Jun 2, 2021
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      Yes....but!~ If I were her father, I'd raise hell with her for doing that!
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 2, 2021
  16. smoothgrl

    smoothgrl The Delectable

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    grammar*
     
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  17. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    11:11; make a wish! :)
     
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  18. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Happiness doesn't have to cost a penny
    It's the effort put in that counts
     
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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    So a sculptor actually got $18,000 bucks at auction for an 'invisible' statue. The buy gets a document that says he/she owns the invisible statue.

    But it's all legit! This is the statue being authenticated by an expert:

    [​IMG]
     
  20. fantasyAddict669

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    Would a 3 dimensional being be able to perceive a 2 dimensional being? If it exists in the X and Y axis, it would have no existence in tbe Z axis. Therefore, it could have area, but no volume. Would the electromagnetic spectrum interact with a being with no thickness or just pass through?
     
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    1. tenguy
      If you come across one, let us know.
       
      tenguy, Jun 3, 2021
    2. fantasyAddict669
      But how would I know I'd actually encountered a 2 dimensional being? Would I perceive it? What if it has more than 2 dimensions but only shares 2 with us?
       
      fantasyAddict669, Jun 3, 2021
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      Use your Spidey sense
       
      tenguy, Jun 3, 2021